Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Turboverse

Earth, 2020....

In the year 2013, a group of scientists found a new form of energy.  An energy that could totally replace the world's dependence on fossil fuels and electricity.  They called it, Proto-13-A.

This group of scientists came from all over the world and after their announcement (and the subsequent verification of their findings), the governments of each of their home country's claimed ownership of this discovery.  The scientists however, had other ideas!

You see, all these scientists had something in common...they were all homosexual.  So to protect their discovery, they formed The Gay World Front (GWF).  An organization not only to protect their discovery but to advance the cause of equal rights around the globe.  They agreed to provide the world with this energy under one condition...ALL PEOPLE...no matter their race, sexual orientation or beliefs, be treated fairly and equally under the laws of every country with no exception.

To that end, and to advance their cause, the GWF used their new found power and influence to convince the United States of America to hold an election to select the first homosexual President in the world.

This is where our story begins...after seven years of negotiations and delay, we are just two weeks from these historic elections!

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